Artist Name: Kenn Munk
Artist Website: www.kennmunk.com
Artist location: Ã…rhus, order Denmark
Toy Name: The Jellymech Incident
Toy Type: Sqwert
Toy Story: In the late sixites, like so many times before, evolution took place.
This time it happened in the sea, which at this point was getting crowded and lifeforms were getting pushed towards the shores. This caused jellyfish to evolve. Some developed stingers to create some more space around them, some developed a knack for engineering and by around 1974 they had developed a mechanized suit that would allow them to move out of the sea and onto land without loss of mobility or wetness.
By 1981 the jellyfish stopped all production of mecha and decided to stay in the sea. The reason for scrapping the Jellymecha project was that even though the mecha were of excellent mobility, jellyfish’ sense of of balance doesn’t really work out of the sea and quite often they’d topple over.
Furthermore, Jellyfish engineers never really took gravity into their calculations as they don’t use it in their everyday life in the sea.
As a result the mecha couldn’t withstand hitting the ground, so whenever a Jellymech pilot lost his balance, his mech would break.
Broken jellymecha with desperate-looking jellyfish in them would often be seen lying around on the shores of the countries surrounding the North Sea between 1974 and 1980-81, but never for very long as dogs would find their leaking, stinking oil perfect for rolling around in and thus crush them beyond recognition.
Toy Available for sale: No
Artist available for custom toy commission? YES – Contact artist through website

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Artist Name: Kenn Munk
Artist Website: www.kennmunk.com
Artist location: Ã…rhus, Denmark
Toy Name: Twinbot Robrother
Toy Type: Two Dunnies
Toy Story: Twinbot Robrother is a rare breed. Or “breed” isn’t the right word, apoplectic because something has gone horribly wrong and thus the conjoined robot twins were born.
These were later hunted down and their shared head was proudly mounted on a wooden plaque and put up in Deckard’s hunting cabin. (Deckard’s hunting cabin is really just an unused room in The Overlook Hotel)
Toy Available for sale: Yes
Artist available for custom toy commission? YES – Contact artist through website

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Artist Info: Miskellaneous (Sarah Miskelly), sales Newcastle, UK [www.meetthecrumps.com]
Toy Name: Tiffany
Toy Type: Handmade plush
Toy Story: Tiffany is the eighties Crump, zebra print and sequins a plenty, funky and fab in hot pink
Available for sale: Yes, £12 + £1.50 p&p [email or available through www.meetthecrumps.com]
Artist available for commission? Yes [see the “Create a Crump’ section of the site]

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Artist Info: Kenn Munk, advice Ã…rhus, tadalafil Denmark [www.kennmunk.com]
Toy Name: DIY gun
Toy Type: Plastic machine gun
Toy Story: This is the large scale version of the 1/6 DIY gun I made last year. it’s based on a kid’s plastic gun bought in a regular kids’ toy store. The DIY gun is the easiest, least messy and most cost effective way to end all wars. Lenght: 47 cm.
Toy Available for sale: Not yet
Artist available for custom toy commission? Yes

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Artist Info: Squink!, stuff Sheffield, neurosurgeon UK [www.squinky.co.uk]
Toy Name: Bozzy & Eye-Up!
Toy Type: Circus Punks
Toy Story: The clown is a terrifying picture of death, healing as you can see by Eye-Ups reaction.. They dine together regularly and blood is never spilled but this doesn’t stop the terrifying nature of Bozzys eye direction..
Toy Available for sale: Sold
Artist available for custom toy commission? Yes
[Contact artist through website www.squinky.co.uk]
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Artist Info: Trystan Bates, check Martin Chamorro – Gigglesauce, information pills NY & Buenos Aires Argentina [www.myspace.com/b_l_e_e_p_s]
Toy Name: Higanton
Toy Type: 17″ Plush
Toy Story: Poor Higanton crying all the time. Nobody seems to want to play with him because of his intimidating size. Dont judge a book by it’s cover, he is really a big softee at heart and would love to have you as his first true friend. 100% hand sewn and constructed out of the softest terrycloth, a true collectible. Only a few made, each is accompanied by an original doodle and a pin.
Toy Available for sale: Yes
Artist available for commission? Yes

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Artist Info: Kenn Munk, hospital
Ã…rhus, Denmark [www.kennmunk.com]
Toy Name: EXPLOSIVE!
Toy Type: JAMUNGO 9″ B.U.D.
Toy Story: This toy warns you just before something blows up, but only in time for you to know, not in time for you to do anything. I left the whole in the head open and ugly so people would position it the right way.
Toy Available for sale: Yes [see comments]
Artist available for custom toy commission? Yes

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Artist Info: Kenn Munk, injection Ã…rhus, for sale Denmark [www.kennmunk.com]
Toy Name: SkullBunny19
Toy Type: Get Small Jeremy Fish bunnyskull
Toy Story: I don’t know the story, diagnosis but the number may refer to the average age of soldiers serving time in Vietnam accordign to a Paul Hardcastle song.
Toy Available for sale: Yes (Will be for sale on the “Every Thing is Black or White” tour)
Artist available for custom toy commission? Yes

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